Birthday
A birthday song they will still be talking about next year
Not a playlist "happy birthday". A song with their name in the chorus, their habit in the verse and the whole table singing at the cake.
One price for two full versions: PLN 19.00. You hear 30 seconds of each before paying.
Templates made for this
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Roast with Love
Give us one flaw. We turn it into an anthem the whole table sings — and the victim sings loudest.
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Epic Ballad of Nothing
We take the dumbest thing about them and sing it like the fate of the world depends on it.
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Hymn for a Very Small Thing
A full national anthem for something only one person cares about.
How it works
- Give us the one thing the whole family laughs about: the lateness, the mug collection, the "five more minutes".
- Pick a genre they actually listen to. Country and pop land at a party; a ballad lands at a fiftieth.
- Make it the day before. Lyrics take half a minute, the song a few, but you want to hear both versions calmly.