No occasion, just fun
A song for no reason at all
A diss track for the vacuum. A national anthem for the cat. A conspiracy theory about the colleague with the cacti. Songs made for one laugh in the group chat that live on for years.
One price for two full versions: PLN 19.00. You hear 30 seconds of each before paying.
Templates made for this
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Beef with a Toaster
A merciless diss track aimed at an object that ruins someone's life. The object cannot clap back.
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Pet National Anthem
The anthem of a sovereign nation whose only citizen is your pet. Enemy included.
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The Conspiracy
Two innocent facts. We will prove it was never a coincidence.
How it works
- The smaller the thing, the better the song. The vacuum beats "life".
- Type the detail only the insiders know.
- Drop the link in the group with no comment. The reactions will come.