Retirement
A retirement song to play at the cake
Thirty years of work do not fit in a speech. They fit in the one thing everyone remembers this person for, and that is what the song is built on.
One price for two full versions: PLN 19.00. You hear 30 seconds of each before paying.
Templates made for this
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See You, Not Goodbye
A send-off for a retiring colleague, a leaving teammate or a teacher — specific, unsentimental, built around the one thing everyone remembers.
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Epic Ballad of Nothing
We take the dumbest thing about them and sing it like the fate of the world depends on it.
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Roast with Love
Give us one flaw. We turn it into an anthem the whole table sings — and the victim sings loudest.
How it works
- Give us what they were known for: the biscuit drawer, the four-minute email reply, the 7:12 coffee.
- Add the years and the place. The room will feel the time.
- Film the reaction. This song comes back in the group chat for years.