One-click song templates
Roast with love, epic ballads about nothing, anthems for your group chat or your cat. Type a name and one fact; the song arrives in five minutes.
For laughs
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Roast with Love
Give us one flaw. We turn it into an anthem the whole table sings — and the victim sings loudest.
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The Conspiracy
Two innocent facts. We will prove it was never a coincidence.
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🖨️
Beef with a Toaster
A merciless diss track aimed at an object that ruins someone's life. The object cannot clap back.
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For tears
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The First Dance
Give us one memory and we write the song for your first dance — the one that makes them cry mid-step.
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🧣
For Mum, for Dad
Tell us one thing they always did. We turn it into the song they play for every neighbour, crying each time.
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Sorry, No "But"
An apology that does not explain itself, does not beg and does not sound like a text. Three minutes after which they pick up the phone.
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See You, Not Goodbye
A send-off for a retiring colleague, a leaving teammate or a teacher — specific, unsentimental, built around the one thing everyone remembers.
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Absurdly epic
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Epic Ballad of Nothing
We take the dumbest thing about them and sing it like the fate of the world depends on it.
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Hymn for a Very Small Thing
A full national anthem for something only one person cares about.
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Pet National Anthem
The anthem of a sovereign nation whose only citizen is your pet. Enemy included.
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For the party
Lyrics are written by AI from what you type. Templates exaggerate on purpose; what you say about another person must be true or obviously a joke, and you are responsible for it. Songs are private until you publish them. Terms